I woke up this morning, covered in cum (like usual). I tried to get out of bed, but my blanket kept sticking to me! It was so frustrating, and I was breathing so hard from all this physical exertion, that I gave up and decided to doom-scroll. I opened TikTok, and the first video that popped up was of course a thirst-trap trap. I immediately got hard and had to take care of it. The femboy’s moans were the perfect combination of whiny school girl and low-testosterone male. I came so hard I could barely see. All the cum got soaked into the blanket like usual, forming a thick adhesive that stuck to me. My post-cum heart pounding was a little intense and making me dizzy. I realized I was famished, after all my 400 pound frame hadn’t eaten since I went to sleep. I opened Uber Eats and got my usual three Taco Bell Crunchwrap boxes with extra-large Mountain Dew. I add instructions to deliver it straight to my bed (I hope one day it will be a hot big tittied goth girl delivering my food so then maybe I can smother her with my big greasy titties). Unfortunately it was just another immigrant. His brown skin made me horny though so I opened up TikTok and started looking for AI-generated immigrant porn. God bless America!
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I really like this man’s cum! It’s sweet yet tart, somewhat like a raspberry pastry you get from an upscale middle-class suburban bakery! The blend of flavors is really quite unique; the usual salty copper taste is barely noticeable. He must really be chugging that Pineapple juice! Yum!
To get a truly sweet experience, you need to strain fruits through your cumsock to double up on your intake. No waste! When I was in a desolate African village below the equator, I was told trash is tragedy, re-use and recycle. The settlers there were truly ingenious, they would use coffee filters to strain their cum through to get what was commonly known as “white man’s ambrosia”. Their oldest members would develop a concoction whose flavor was favored by the gods. After trying it myself, I was hooked. It cured my autism, I no longer play league of legends, it has been a life saver.